Wayne and Rebecca Madsen

"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?"

-Anon.

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.

-Henry James (1843-1916)

This doesn't bode well!

-Rebecca, after the bodywash bottle fell on her head in the shower

[Comtemporary art] is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

-Al Capp, US Cartoonist

When they said "add some garlic," I don't think they meant to cover the kitchen in garlic...

-Rebecca after I dropped a tub of minced garlic which exploded in our kitchen

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

-Friedrich Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"

Victor: Every time I eat bleu cheese dressing I remember the time I first had it in Vegas.

Mom Madsen: It's the same thing every time I take a shower.

*End with Camilla on the floor and Rebecca's water every where except in her mouth.*

The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a non-holiday.

-Anonymous

Oh the wind is lashing lustily
And the trees are thrashing thrustily
And the leaves are rustling gustily
So it's rather safe to say
That it seems that it may turn out to be
It feels that it will undoubtedly
It looks like a rather blustery day, today

-Winnie the Pooh

It's raining, it's pouring;
The old man is snoring.
He went to bed,
and bumped his head
And he couldn't get up in the morning.

-somebody clever