Wayne and Rebecca Madsen

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cow"
"Cow who?"
"Cow Alison!"

-Alison's knock-knock joke

If you want things to stay as they are, things will have to change

-Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa

My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six.

-Alexander Calder

There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.

-Pablo Picasso

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.

-Neils Bohr

Mreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooow!

-Star cat, upon us opening our front door after being gone just over 2 days

"Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music"

-Sergei Rachmaninoff

"You gotta bend your knees! Or you'll have to do it all over again!"

-one of the 7-year-old kids in my Primary class, explaining what she learned about baptism today

“Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store.”

-unknown